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All my ramblings (thus far) gathered into one place!

Prompts

Excuses (In which Bessie inadvertently ruins a show. Tour Universe)

Replacements (In which Bessie finds herself replaced. Tour Universe.)

Forgiveness (In which Aragon forgives Bessie. Tour Universe.)

Sunday Session P1  Pt 2 (In which Joan is left alone at the Sunday Session)

Ignorance Pt 1 Pt 2 Pt 3 Pt 4  Pt 5 (In which Jane struggles with poor literacy)

Disbelief Pt 1  Pt 2   Pt 3   Pt 4

Bless’ee Bessie Blount Pt 1  Pt 2   Pt 3 (In which Bessie struggles after hearing an old phrase. Aragon & Bessie.)

Fever (In which Jane takes care of a sick Joan)

Shields and Staircases Pt 1 (In which Anne struggles with the concept of the show. Cathy & Anne.)

Consequences and Biscuit Dough (In which Jane takes care of a hungover Anna.)

The Next Best Thing  Pt 1    Pt 2 (In which a young orphaned Cathy is sent to live with her godmother.)

Left Out  (In which Anne feels neglected by her cousin.)

Erebus and Hypnos (In which Kitty is Sad and Cathy is Awake)

Cynophobia (In which Anna gets a dog)

Writers Block Pt 1 Pt 2 Pt 3 Pt 4 Pt 5 (In which Cathy is an exhausted mess and Anne uses her Chaotic Gremlin powers for Good)

Reticence  (In which Anne and Kitty are reluctant to Be A Bother)

Relationship Prompts

Anne & Maggie

Maria + Maggie

Joan + Maria

Anne + Cathy

Jane + Kitty

Jane + Aragon

Aragon + Anne

Jane + Anne

Cathy + Kitty

Aragon + Cathy

Kitty + Anne

Kitty + Aragon

Aragon + Anna

Kitty + Anna

Anne + Anna

Headcanons

Queens + Personality Quirks

Queens + Insomnia

Anne & Cathy + Malaise

Anna + Appearance

Cathy & Anne + Overworking

Cathy + Overwork

 Tour Jane & Tour Anna + Abuse

Queens + After Effects of Their Past Lives

Queens + Motherhood

Katherine + Guilt

Jane & Anne + Anne Being Left Out

Queens + Reuniting with their ladies

Queens + Oliver!

Queens + Horror Films

Beheaded Cousins + Hampton Court Ghosts

Queens + Modern Medicine

Queens After Reincarnation Aragon Boleyn Jane

Queens + Reincarnation Theory

The Queens + Tech Support

The Queens + Homesickness

Queens + Musicals

Jane & Kitty + Haunting Hampton Court

Anne + Her Sixth Finger

Jane + Illiteracy

Jane + Puns

‘The Waffle Fiasco’

New Fics

On The Ice (In which Jane and Anne go iceskating, and Anne realises she has things a little wrong)

Pt 3 Pt 2 Pt 1 

Queens + Motherhood #2

Queens + Anti-Christmas

Bless ‘ee Bessie Blount Pt1   Pt2   Pt3   P4 (In which Bessie hears an old phrase at the stagedoor. Aragon & Bessie.)

Sweet Dreams  (In which Tour Kitty and Tour Bessie have a fluffy moment.)

Queens + Watching Call The Midwife

Cathy + Apocryphal Story

Queens + New Years

Six Coffeeshop AU Pt 1  Pt2    Pt3     Pt4     Pt5    Pt6  Pt7  Pt8

Rainstorm (In which Aragon reluctantly accepts that Anne is afraid of her (and tries to change it. Aragon & Anne)

The Next Best Thing Pt3   Pt4 

Insomnia (In which Anne’s sleeping habits are…a little disconcerting for the other queens.)

Queens + Mugs

Milkshake (in which Joan gets a milkshake thrown over her at stagedoor. Bessie & Jane & Joan.)

Caffeinated (In which Anne drinks too many energy drinks and Catalina takes care of her. Aragon & Anne.)

Stitches (Au in which Bessie is fostered by Aragon. Features Hyde the cow, in stuffed animal form. Aragon & Bessie.)

Keraunophobia (In which Anne is afraid thunder storms and Anna provides comfort. Anne & Anna.)

The Next Best Thing Pt 6

Bessie Character Study (Edmonton LiW)

In Time (In which Maria struggles with guilt over Bessie and Bessie reassures her. Maria & Bessie)

Inner Voice Pt1  Pt2 (In which Kitty struggles with negative thought spirals and the queens attempt to help. Kitty & Queens.)

Eve’s Curse (In which Kitty struggles with one of the more painful aspects of womanhood. Kitty & Cathy.)

Headcanons

Queens + DLUH Origin Story

Parrlyn + An Excellent Cat

Queens + Motherhood #3

Anne + Headcanons

Queens + Tour guides

Joan + Director Stress

Cathy + Blanket Nest

Queens + LiW

Jane + Sickness

Kitty + Confidence

Anne & Anna + Winding Up Cathy

Anne + Joan

Waxing Lyrical (In which Anna just wants to make Bessie blush. Fluffy Banna.)

Cushions & Compliments (Prompt for Soft Aragon and Sleepy Boleyn. Aragon & Anne.)

Family (In which Bessie is having trouble adjusting to her new….situation. Angsty Edmonton LiW.)

Unexpected Discovery (In which Cathy struggles over an unexpected quirk of Anne’s. Fluffy Parrlyn.)

Ducklings (In which the queens enjoy an….unusually heartwarming scene on their lawn.)

Reverse Psychology (In which Cathy uses her Mind Skills to help bring Kitty out of a slump. Cathy & Kitty.)

Inner Voice  Chapter 3   Chapter 4

Fever & Flu (In which Joan tends to a sick Bessie. Edmonton LiW.)

Monthlies (In which Anna helps her girlfriend through a particularly painful period. Fluffy Banna.)

Breaking Curfew (In which Joan comes home late and Aragon is Not Pleased. Fluffy Mamagon.)

Emnity (In which Aragon confronts Anne over her treatment of Mary. Angsty Aragon & Anne.)

Queens + Cereal

Aragon + Joan

Bessie + Affection 

Bessie + Anna

Jane + Anna

The Next Best Thing Chpt 9  Chpt 10  Chpt 11  Chpt 12  Chpt 13  Chpt 14  Chpt 15  Chpt 16 Chpt 17  Chpt 18   Chpt 19 Chpt 20

The Next Best Thing AU Oneshot The Next Best Thing Headcanons

Body Confidence (In which Anne deals with body image issues. Anne & Catalina) Pt 1   Pt 2

Inner Voice Pt 5   Pt 6 Pt 7

Poetry & Prose (In which Jane finds that not all reading has to be difficult. Jane & Cathy.)

Arrogance (In which Catalina learns about Cathy’s nearly-beheading.)

The Exquisite Agony of Google (In which Jane misses Edward.)

Revenge & Rivalry (In which Cathy does Not Like the icecream van man. Anne and Catalina....help.)

Music Lessons (AU in which Bessie is fostered by Aragon. In which Bessie meets her foster-sisters.)

Adjustment (In which Anne has a sensory overload at the theatre. Anne + Catalina/ Anne + Anna.)

Trigger (In which Bessie struggles around babies. Breakaway Cast. Bessie & Maria.)

Headcanons

Cathy + Anne + Social Cues

Anne + Adhd 

Anne + French

Cathy + Clown Husbandry

Queens + Coming Out

Queens + Dating

Anne + Sickness Pt 2

Queens + Skydiving

Queens + Sumptuary laws

Queens + Carrie AU Pt 2

Anne + Food Aversion Pt 2 Pt 3

Anne + Stim toys

Anne + Coming Out

Jane + Being The Mum Friend

Catalina + Vulnerability

Jane + Not Being Motherly  Pt 2

Queens + Cuddly Toys

Catalina + Mary’s Legacy

Queens + Origin of Haus of Holbein

Kitty + Parenting

Anne + Kitty + Blood

Anne + Cathy + Touch

Anne + Affection

Catalina + Affection

Anne + Elizabeth

Queens + Favourite Hc

Queens + vegetarians

Anne + Stargazing

Cathy + Velvet

Anne + Skin picking

Anne + Praise

Anne + Nightmare

Catalina + Claustrophobia

Anne + Calling Catalina Mum

Anne + Panic Attacks Pt 2 Pt 3

Anne + Meds Pt 2

Cathy + Coming Out

Anne + Being Ignored

Queens + Quarantine

Anna + Slogan T-shirts

Anna + Role In The Group

Queens + Sea Creatures

Joan + Stutter

Queens + Taking Care of a Sick Joan

Queens + Unexplored Characterisation

Queens + Hair Pulling Scene

Queens + The Heathers

Anne + Mobile Phones

UPDATED 27.11.20

Fanfiction

Slips of the Mind (In which Cathy struggles with the pressure of expectation. Cathy & Catalina.)

Restrictions (In which Cathy struggles with the implications of the pandemic. Cathy & Catalina.)

The Next Best Thing (Updated)

The Limits of Stoicism (In which Catalina and Jane take care of a period-stricken Kitty.)

Hot Coffee (In which the Catalina and Jane co own a coffee shop.)

Soothe (In which Anna and Catalina care for a sick Cathy against all her expectations.)

Headcanons

GBBO AU P1 P2  P3 P4 P5

Queens + Alternative Ages

Kitty + Striptease

Cathy + Kitty + Winding Up Anne

Queens + Historical Innaccuracies

Queens + Trick or Treating 2

Queens + Icebreakers

Jane + Anne + Mary + Jealousy

Jane + Jealousy  2

Queens + Games

Cathy + Catlike tendencies  2

Catalina + Her accent

Joan + Calling Catalina Mum

Queens + Periods

Queens + Pranks

Queens + Sickness

Catalina + Vulnerability

TNBT + Future

Catalina + Jane + Protectiveness

Bessie + Sad Music

Jane + Anne + Knitting

Anne + Sickness

Joan + Sickness

Kitty + Joan + Fighting

Jane + Jam

Catalina + Anne + Comfort

Catalina + Anne + Bedsharing

Catalina + Cathy + Dependence

Joan + Roofies

Kitty + Anne + Fan Backlash

Joan + Kitty + Sickness

Cathy + Anne + Reading Aloud

Catalina + Personal Space

Cathy + Catalina + Fluff

Catalina +Anne + Thunder

Cathy + ‘Madrina’

Queens + Fluff

Queens + Personal Bard

Catalina + Jane + Pride

i think this is…actually the most extreme stupid dove nest I’ve seen.

Imagine you're coming home after a long day of hunting, and the first thing you hear is your seven shitty kids screeching at you for no reason, how pissed off would you be, I'd immediately fly away too

Imagine you're the oldest of seven and a fucking HOA member broke into your HOUSE and SHIT AN EGG and is BITING at your siblings, but your dad shows so you try to tell him the problem but you're very little and you don't speak English and he doesn't speak English either so you can't communicate that a fucking GOBLIN is in your HOUSE and the only reason he doesn't know is cause his ASS was on that bitch's HEAD and he must've assumed it was one of your brothers and sisters but it was actually that FREAK WOMAN who got in, and now your dad is flying away 'cause he has no idea what's going on

Imagine you're a parent and you've calmed down and gone to get McDonald's for your seven kids, and you come home expecting to get cheers because you know the D's are always a winner, but when you fly back in through the door the kids are all still screaming, and it's not even excited screams but you don't know what's wrong so you just look into the camera like you're Jim from the Office

Imagine you're one of the small middle children and probably the one that this HOA WITCH was BITING after she broke into YOUR HOUSE and SHIT an EGG and you tried to be a good host by cuddling with her to congratulate her on her egg but then she started BITING and taking over your ROOM and threw out all your GOOSEBUMPS books and your eldest sibling couldn't call dad so you all just had to wait, and then dad comes home but your STUPID FAMILY won't stop SCREECHING to explain what's going on so your dad leaves but then comes back and he's brought McDonald's which is like yay but there is an INTRUDER, and finally your dad looks around the house and notices BITCH BIRD KAREN IN YOUR BEAN BAG CHAIR, and you're like ok dad can handle this but then you learn he's more scared than you?????

Imagine you're a dad and you just got home with McDonald's and WHO THE FUCK IS THAT IN MY HOUSE but luckily you have seven children and the mean one is willing to fight this bitch and you're just gonna chill in this corner until this problem is resolved even if your other kids are straight-up judging you

Imagine you're Kevin McCallister and you're doing Home Alone except you're not home alone 'cause your dad is home too but he's not helping, he's just holding a bag of McDonald's, so you have to be the head of this house at eight years old 'cause you're home alone emotionally but this FREAK ON AN EGG isn't leaving so you decide to screech at your dad and he's more scared of you than she is

Imagine you're a dad and your child has publicly shamed you in front of your other kids and this ASSHOLE KAREN and you decide you're not gonna take this shit anymore so you tell your kids that you paid for this McDonald's with your hard-earned bird money and they're gonna damn well eat this, so everybody stop looking at that side of the house and just eat your fucking french fries but then that fucking MONSTER starts BITING your only child willing to go into battle so you recognize this is a lost cause and throw the burgers on the counter and you remember you're an ADULT so you grab your car keys and fly the fuck away

✨🌈Kitty Higham 2.0 🦋✨

Kitty was the very second Ghosts amigurumi I made. We were in lockdown and I couldn't get the yarn and ribbon I wanted, so I was never super happy with the colour of her dress - and then when I found out that her shoes were pink! Well! There was nothing else for it but to make a new version.

Kitty 1.0 is delighted to have a new friend and they're going to have a sleepover and talk about balls and men 🩷

My god, it's happening!

full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

🔲 tupperware follow

can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

🍳 cast-iron following

op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

🔲 tupperware follow

can you actually fuck off

🥣 countercandy mutuals

☕ mug-shots follow

i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

🐾 dogbowl follow

dusty ass

🍴silverwarewolf following

all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok

🥡 lunchb0x follow

Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang

🔁cast-iron following

anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself

🥤 papercup mutuals

But in that episode Patsy treats a woman called Daisy who lives on a boat with her family, and when Daisy starts giving birth and Patsy can't get to her right away, the other women who live on boats with their families do what they can to help Daisy. And they tell her that it doesn't matter that they haven't met her before, they know what her life is like so they know her and they are already friends. Then later, when Daisy holds her baby, she asks Patsy to not cut the umbilical cord right away, because "there are worse things than to be a part of something bigger, even for just a little while"

A Japanese Snow White with her coveted pale skin and shiny black hair

Mexican Cinderella with colorful Mexican glass blown slippers

Greek Beauty and the Beast where Beast is a minotaur

I really liked this idea