technikota. (kota, now in technicolor)

was visiting a friend who has a farm, and one of the chickens has a home made flared cone on, so i asked what was up with that and she said "that's diesel, and she's suicidal" so obviously i went ??? and she pressed the door lock on her truck fob so the truck beeped, and this dumbass bird SPRINTED full tilt across the garden to shove her head in the tailpipe. she has to be locked up and coned so she doesn't gulp down toxic fumes direct from the pipe for some idiot bird reason. she is obsessed with doing this and has to be locked up any time someone is using a vehicle.

I love being friends with prostitutes and transsexuals and artists and drug dealers and perverts and queers

You might have seen something out of the corner of your eye, but have you smelled something from the corner of your nose?

Yes. Its when I keep catching a whiff of something and can't figure out what it is

I'm so used to queer spaces where we comment on people's appearance w things like "you look so gender" or "you're killing the appalachian cryptid vibes" or whatever that straight people rating each other from 1-10 is absolutely insane to me. what does that even mean. that tells me nothing about someone's appearance what are you talking about

I was about to say “how do you know someone has done that unless it’s you, OP” but then I recognized the name and I went on twitter to check and sure enough he was my creative writing professor in college

No one gonna talk about how he called catholicism, Catholic canon

another classic hit from the people that lost verizon a billion dollaridoos

Is it a sin to blast rope to waluigi hentai? Waluigi is nobody’s wife, so far as I know, and the “masturbation is a sin” thing is a misconception. Maybe this is fine in the eyes of the Lord and Jesus didn’t see it.

It’s also Catholic canon that masturbation is in fact a sin (sorry hun)

So it’s the Pope’s fault that Jesus had to watch a guy blasting rope to Waluigi hentai?

Wait…christians can’t masturbate??? But what would a religious christian do if they got horny?

How to Blast Rope in a God-Honoring Way

Okay you start by finding some Waluigi hentai -

This 👆👆

I was watching Shrek 2 and my wife and I were reflecting on how much transmisogyny was in it as jokes (e.g. “gender confused wolf” “ugly step sister” “women’s underwear” etc.) and it’s so extremely ridiculous to me the transphobes’ line that having positive representations of trans people (esp trans women) in children’s media would be “too confusing” for kids—because they are literally already making references to trans women in children’s media, they’re just doing it in the most offensive ways possible. Taking away all the empty cis rationalization of it, really they’re not arguing for kids to not see trans characters, they’re arguing that kids should see trans characters as demonized, fetishized, objects of ridicule and disgust. Like that’s literally the subtext in these “how do I explain this to my kids” conversations. They really mean “let me continue to explain this in ways that groom kids into hating trans people and themselves if they are trans”

I am here as fuck for this. Jessica Rabbit for new asexual icon.

“She can’t be asexual because she’s hot tho”

“I can only see her as a sexual object so I can’t imagine her not wanting to have sex with me.”

I LOVE this headcanon <3

This is important!

I am here for this