you truly belong here with us, among the clouds...

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

I’ll admit I’ve sent a 👍 in my time

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

Do yall remember how crazy it was to watch HR episode 2 and have the sex fade out to more sex. I didn’t know we knew how to do that.

I need a "girl who's gonna be okay" moment bad

why don't you get a passport and cross the border to the great nation of kill yourself

its so much and its dishonest work

employment