feetley is so sweetley

idc if theyve made good stuff before I think anyone who wants to make a portal movie has to give their opinions on white feminism, ableism, and the intersection of scientific investigation and capitalism in twentieth century america before theyre allowed to start writing the script

you have to read crenshaw and know the history of gynecology, baby formula in puerto rico, and the role of women in the computer age before youre allowed to make a portal movie

I’m sorry I support all jokes but cave johnson would not be supportive of trans women

Due to a recent accident in the labs, the boys downstairs have found a way to turn men into women. Amazing breakthrough, and we wish you all luck on your transition. And your job hunt. You’re all fired. Sorry boys, nothing against you. We just don’t need women around here trying to clean up the lab while the men are trying to do real work. Cave out.

realistic video game graphics peaked with portal 2. after that they stopped getting more realistic and starting looking more like movie trailers

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

nordos greeman you better look out there's a walien gonna get on your head!

head crap

always remember that chell is canonically* a transgender woman

the GL in GLaDOS stands for Girls Love btw

one of my favorite glados gags is she keeps pretending she went places. she's like i went outside today. girl you did not go anywhere.