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Majima and energy drinks :)
based on this

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What is it that they put in blonde men that makes them so deranged
Donβt text him anything you donβt want the Feds to know as well.
hags on tumblr we should unionize
Mario and Luigi series but every plot is happening at once and itβs a disaster
artistsβs rendition
I. would play. the hell out of this

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Babysitter peter getting fucked upstairs in Tonyβs bedroom real quick while the kids eat chicken nuggets and watch spongebob downstairs
Aaaahhh, this is so good, I love the babysitter AU itβs so cute and convenient.
This is like, a pretty ideal scenario. This is what would happen like every thursday night. Like aaahhh, donβt even get me started on how this would all start. Like Tony being attracted to Peter and all the flirting and heartache etc. So like, Tony will come home and Peter will stay for a while, usually helping the kids get to bed. Then heβll stay after and he and Tony will fuck and Tony will be on edge from work and Peter will be tired from babysitting and itβd be nice. Then Tony will start having Peter over to help with the kids while heβs there so they can spend more time together.
And like, them putting the kids down for a nap and having to keep really quiet while they have a quicky. Tony putting his hand over Peterβs mouth and Peter trying to keep his moans light. Ah, like, Tony coming home and Peter and the kids are passed out on the couch covered in blankets. He carries the kids to bed and then carries Peter to his own. This is such a good concept I just love it. Tony would absolutely fall in love with Peter, watching Peter to little domestic acts like make cookies or help his kid put a jacket on, oh man.
Have another fake previewβ¦
You guys are just encouraging me with these notes. π
look i know im just beating a dead horse here but this is legitimately the funniest fucking thing about the dream thing. this screenshot makes me giggle like a moron every single time
Doctor's note:
I diagnose you with FUCKED UP!!
Whatβs funnier is the line he sings during this bit is βThey think that I need glassesβ!
Like man thatβs one rude optician
Someone in the comments asked what was going on here:
This dude is brewing some booze. This process creates gas and if youβre not careful with a fully sealed bottle they can explode. The gloves provide space for the gases to gather and a visual way to check the fermentation- if the glove isnβt inflating, something went wrong in that bottle.
Heβs saluting them because heβs funny as hell.
[Mission Status: SICK!]

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I like to think of these videos as theyβre retirement. They donβt have to fight anymore and can live peacefully in their new homes π
genuinely need fanfic recs of tony dating may but secretly banging her hot nephew peter behind her back
If you ever, and I mean EVER think that you fucked something up royally, remember that the organizers of the 1904 Olympic marathon:
- Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course
- Accidentally gave North American competitor Tom Hicks a cocktail made of egg whites, brandy, and actual fucking rat poison
- Had a guy come into the race late wearing a beret and cutoff slacks, sneak into an apple orchard during the race because no food had been given to him for 40 hours, eat rotten apples, projectile vomit onto the track, fall asleep for hours, and finish in fourth place OVERALL because most of the other runners collapsed of exhaustion or injuries
- Conducted the race on a dusty road, which caused so much dust to be kicked into the air that an American runner somehow inhaled enough to tear his STOMACH LINING open
- Accidentally released feral dogs onto the track
- Fucked the other competitors up SO BADLY that Tom Hicksβthe guy who ate RAT POISON and was HALLUCINATING the entire runβcame in first place
I will NEVER see a prehistoric dinosaur
I will NEVER see an anomalocaris. I will NEVER hold a trilobite. I will NEVER see a dimetrodon or an eight foot long millipede. and I will NEVER see a pterosaur
Well as much as it pains me to say it they died
If u walk into any pub in Britain you will immediately see at least 5 men who look like thisΒ
Four, now, may Prince Philip rest in peace.

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The concept of a catholic school is unfamiliar to me. What do you learn there? Holy math? Christian physics? Homophobia?
unfortunately you are correct
writing advice: never italicize words to show emphasis! if youβre writing well then the reader will know and you donβt need them!
me: oh really??? listen up, pal, you can just try an pull italics from my cold, dead fingers
I feel this on a spiritual level.
bringing back this great example.
I can and will italicize the fuck out of my writing, thank you very much.
you can pry italics out of my cold dead hands
ITβS ABOUT THE ITALICIZED OH
False.
ITβS ABOUT THE ITALICIZED OH. OH NO.