Mother Of Kittens

When u hold your hand out to a cat and they close their eyes and bump it with their forehead reblog if u agree

what if 🤔 you defeated me in battle 😔 and when you tilted my head up with your blade beneath my chin 🗡️ we accidentally kissed 💋😳

cats be like damn we are cuddling 😳 what if I bit you for no reason

I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing

C'est les swimming poules

Reblogging for the pun and the pun alone

"can u multitask" yes actually i am losing my mind and chilling at the same time

it really does only take one basket of laundry you procrastinate putting away before your whole life turns to shit huh

This is the best summary of the corporate deflection of blame for environmental destruction onto the consumer to save face I’ve ever seen

why does the burger king app have quests

i’m a walking disaster but at least i’m not straight

oh to be a fat little seal on a rock enjoying life at my own pace