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He CAN be a bit overwhelming sometimes. He DOES hyperfixate on a topic and struggles to let go. He is sensitive to rejection and has trouble sleeping, and takes coffee to calm down. His filter is rather porous, and half of what he says is a reference that only a few people would get. His feelings get too big for his body and he feels like he's running on motors. He's can be clumsy and inattentive and he puts WAY too much pressure on himself and and and.

He's a mirror held up to some of the attributes that I like THE LEAST about myself... and I still find him loveable. And I finally felt it; that when my partner says that they love me... it's ALL of me...

In the past 2 weeks, I've allowed myself to be unapologetically excited and hyperfixated in a way that I haven't in over a decade. I've stopped profusely apologising for infodumping on my closest friends (who have now started playing too!) And I'm allowing things to make me happy... even if it's "too much".

Having rep like this... fuck, it means the world. My heart is genuinely so full seeing the Hex treat him kindly and taking his needs seriously, AND to see that others feel the same way.

I wouldn't want to remove any part of myself, the "too much" symptoms of my A(u)DHD included, because there's me in there. And the people who love me love those parts, too... (or at least don't mind them🤔)

Ratchet is not paid nearly enough for this

so you're like. hmmm. and you call the Autobots like 'hi I know this number is supposed to be for reporting possible Decepticon activity but I've got some kind of alien bullshit going on and I don't know who to ask'. they hand you over to Ratchet and Rachet is like 'hm I think I know what that is but let me come run some tests'

SO Ratchet comes over and has a look at the engine and is like yeah as I thought. its crotch rust. and you're like 'crotch rust??' and he's like yeah its crotch rust. its a. well I think humans call them STIs? its like that.

so you're like '..........are you telling me a Transformer fucked this car' and he's like yeah. looks that way. and you're like 'what in the world' and he's like I don't know. people are freaks. anyway we don't want this stuff spreading so I'll be back tomorrow with the right nanites. keep it away from the other cars.

he comes back the next day like okay so I have good news and I have bad news. you're like 'well what's the good news' and he's like WELL I spent last night testing all the autobots for crotch rust and they're all clean. so you're like 'does that mean the car wasn't fucked' and he's like oh no the car was definitely fucked there's no other way this could have happened.

obviously they are professional about it

Optimus: alright before you all go we have a couple of health-related announcements

Optimus: firstly, I'm not going to ask anyone who's guilty of this to identify themselves, but: if anyone has been using earth vehicles of any kind for the purposes of sexual gratification, please stop immediately. it's unsanitary and frankly it's unbecoming of an Autobot.

*a number of hands go up*

Optimus: you can ask questions when we're finished

Optimus: moving onto the next announcement, Ratchet is going to be carrying out crotch rust testing today and you are all requested to attend

*many more hands go up*

Optimus: Sideswipe?

Sideswipe: did someone frag a car and give it crotch rust

Optimus: those were two unrelated announcements

Sunstreaker: okay but someone fragged a car and gave it crotch rust right??

Optimus: I didn't say that

Jazz: I didn't know human cars could get crotch rust

Ratchet: no-one said there was a human car with crotch rust

Wheeljack: Ratchet when you find out who fragged the car please please tell me

Ratchet: this is just a routine crotch rust check-up and I'm not sharing anyone's private medical information with you

Wheeljack: whisper it in my ear I won't tell :)

Cliffjumper: can I be excused on the grounds that I inspected my crotch very thoroughly this morning and there was no rust?

Ratchet: asymptomatic infections are still contagious Cliffjumper

Cliffjumper: aw darn :(

Optimus: does anyone have any questions that don't relate to the last two announcements. yes? Mirage?

Mirage: I don't see why I should have to let Ratchet look at my crotch just because one of these idiots fragged a car

Ratchet: annnd Mirage just volunteered to go first. c'mon.

I did It!! Ahahahahahjsjx I made the most sassy, dramatic and evil Starscream animatic imaginable >:D