Jazz: Look, Optimus, we're not mad you tried to sacrifice yourself again. We're just disappointed. Ratchet: I'm actually mad. I'm actually very mad.


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Jazz: Look, Optimus, we're not mad you tried to sacrifice yourself again. We're just disappointed. Ratchet: I'm actually mad. I'm actually very mad.

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Tennotober day 5: void trader I got really behind due to work so some seriously stupid drawings are incoming. Please enjoy spamton kiteer
Tennotober day 4: mote I really don’t want this to be how things end but I definitely fear it.
Tennotober day 3: round table. Alt title: you fucked up and the mom’s have gathered.
Day 1/2: designed off of the KPDH hon-moon seal during songs that bring souls together

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Been a while but I finally finished the next one in my super smash bros series!
I think what made me lock on to Amir so thoroughly is that I see in him these traits that I'm so self conscious about. That I've been made fun of for, that I've been made to obscure in the past.
He CAN be a bit overwhelming sometimes. He DOES hyperfixate on a topic and struggles to let go. He is sensitive to rejection and has trouble sleeping, and takes coffee to calm down. His filter is rather porous, and half of what he says is a reference that only a few people would get. His feelings get too big for his body and he feels like he's running on motors. He's can be clumsy and inattentive and he puts WAY too much pressure on himself and and and.
He's a mirror held up to some of the attributes that I like THE LEAST about myself... and I still find him loveable. And I finally felt it; that when my partner says that they love me... it's ALL of me...
In the past 2 weeks, I've allowed myself to be unapologetically excited and hyperfixated in a way that I haven't in over a decade. I've stopped profusely apologising for infodumping on my closest friends (who have now started playing too!) And I'm allowing things to make me happy... even if it's "too much".
Having rep like this... fuck, it means the world. My heart is genuinely so full seeing the Hex treat him kindly and taking his needs seriously, AND to see that others feel the same way.
I wouldn't want to remove any part of myself, the "too much" symptoms of my A(u)DHD included, because there's me in there. And the people who love me love those parts, too... (or at least don't mind them🤔)
So... thanks, DE.
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One day he is going to carve a human being and they will be given the gift of life. Either by his own powers or by a deity that wants to reward his mastercraft or punish his hubris
IT LIGHTS UP????!!???!?
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THE FUCKING CHOCOLATE GUY IS BACK AT IT AGAIN
oh I am quite glad I stopped scrolling before reading the comments, the "oh FUCK off, it lights up?!" probably wouldn't have happened if I was expecting it
he will def make a human one day
I honestly expected him to do the body too, I'm a bit disappointed
tfp autobutts gain a new recruit...
Ratchet is not paid nearly enough for this
part 3
I can’t breathe 😂

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imagine you're a mechanic in the Transformers universe and you have a car come in with engine trouble so you open it up and the engine is just full of some kind of weird fast-spreading rust. never seen anything like it before
so you're like. hmmm. and you call the Autobots like 'hi I know this number is supposed to be for reporting possible Decepticon activity but I've got some kind of alien bullshit going on and I don't know who to ask'. they hand you over to Ratchet and Rachet is like 'hm I think I know what that is but let me come run some tests'
SO Ratchet comes over and has a look at the engine and is like yeah as I thought. its crotch rust. and you're like 'crotch rust??' and he's like yeah its crotch rust. its a. well I think humans call them STIs? its like that.
so you're like '..........are you telling me a Transformer fucked this car' and he's like yeah. looks that way. and you're like 'what in the world' and he's like I don't know. people are freaks. anyway we don't want this stuff spreading so I'll be back tomorrow with the right nanites. keep it away from the other cars.
he comes back the next day like okay so I have good news and I have bad news. you're like 'well what's the good news' and he's like WELL I spent last night testing all the autobots for crotch rust and they're all clean. so you're like 'does that mean the car wasn't fucked' and he's like oh no the car was definitely fucked there's no other way this could have happened.
so you're like 'wait. are you saying a Decepticon fucked this car?' and he's like yes. we have a Decepticon fucking cars. and they are giving the cars STIs. thank you for bringing this to our attention here are the nanites goodbye.
#Okay but. This also implies Ratchet going back and just. ‘alright everyone. line up. it’s STI testing time’ and #possibly finding out that one of his friends has been fucking cars. someone asks why they have to do crotch rust tests and he’s just.#‘…there was a car with crotch rust’ ‘a car with crotch rust?’ ‘a car with crotch rust.’ ‘…someone’s fucking cars????’#‘sighs. nods. someone’s fucking cars’ ‘and you think it’s one of us???’ ‘well it’s either one of you or there’s a car fucking decepticon #on the loose!’ and that’s how they find out they need to start looking for a car fucking decepticon
obviously they are professional about it
Optimus: alright before you all go we have a couple of health-related announcements
Optimus: firstly, I'm not going to ask anyone who's guilty of this to identify themselves, but: if anyone has been using earth vehicles of any kind for the purposes of sexual gratification, please stop immediately. it's unsanitary and frankly it's unbecoming of an Autobot.
*a number of hands go up*
Optimus: you can ask questions when we're finished
Optimus: moving onto the next announcement, Ratchet is going to be carrying out crotch rust testing today and you are all requested to attend
*many more hands go up*
Optimus: Sideswipe?
Sideswipe: did someone frag a car and give it crotch rust
Optimus: those were two unrelated announcements
Sunstreaker: okay but someone fragged a car and gave it crotch rust right??
Optimus: I didn't say that
Jazz: I didn't know human cars could get crotch rust
Ratchet: no-one said there was a human car with crotch rust
Wheeljack: Ratchet when you find out who fragged the car please please tell me
Ratchet: this is just a routine crotch rust check-up and I'm not sharing anyone's private medical information with you
Wheeljack: whisper it in my ear I won't tell :)
Cliffjumper: can I be excused on the grounds that I inspected my crotch very thoroughly this morning and there was no rust?
Ratchet: asymptomatic infections are still contagious Cliffjumper
Cliffjumper: aw darn :(
Optimus: does anyone have any questions that don't relate to the last two announcements. yes? Mirage?
Mirage: I don't see why I should have to let Ratchet look at my crotch just because one of these idiots fragged a car
Ratchet: annnd Mirage just volunteered to go first. c'mon.
Mirage, as the other Autobots jeer at him: aw, what?
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