This;

this is an advanced joke

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Perfect parenting

JESUS

We fall down but we get up

😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀😂BYEEESNMDYJN SGFHJ!!!!

Lmfaoooo

Lmfaoo definitely me as a father

This the kinda shit I do to my nephew

What’s your fantasy?

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

If anyone has a sending money to strangers kink hit me up

HMU too

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake

I love this cautionary tale.

Men are super good at cock blocking themselves.

This is all my heart needed today