“The Funny Food Guy”

Stress Factory || College Night Show

I had so much fun doing this show and making fun of my friends. 

One of the tweets I saw was a surgeon who’d taken a picture of her OR, having just finished surgery on a young man who’d been shot. Blood. Everywhere.

This bloke retweeted her, mentioning that he worked as a cleaner in a hospital and had had to clean up stuff like this and worse.

Surgeon replied to him (and went up *greatly* in my estimation) and, despite living in different countries, thanked him for his hard work.

I can’t find the tweets sadly, but hers went something like;

I never see “CNA Appreciation Week” or “we love our CNAs” or people talking about how amazing our techs are.

I remember working on a frailty ward way back when, and we had the same housekeeper covering mealtimes. Our patients would often stay for 2-4 weeks (which is really long for NHS acute hospital) with their delirium, behavioural symptoms of dementia and medical problems, and she remembered what each patient liked. The meal replacement drink flavours they liked, what kind of meat they liked, etc.

1. Being genuinely kind. That means being nice to women you’re attracted to and the ones you’re not. Cuz if you cherry pick, not only are you gay, but the hoes will notice! They always do

2. Take showers. This sounds ridiculous but… you’d be surprised. But when I say this I mean OVERALL hygiene. Don’t eat food off the floor. Brush your teeth, FLOSS, what else… keep them finger AND toenails under control

3. Listen. Listen MADD hard son. Cuz the good girls and the crazy bad ones react the same when they feel like they’re not being heard. The crazies’ eyes just twitch more

4. Do what you said you was gonna do.

I’m 🇭🇹 so my name is very French, not my fault.

I’m 🇭🇹 so my name is very French, not my fault.