Jul 30
It'd be funny if Jax came to terms with being trans but still remained an asshole to everyone especially Zooble and Gangle.
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It'd be funny if Jax came to terms with being trans but still remained an asshole to everyone especially Zooble and Gangle.
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The little things that can getchu more attention from women:
1. Being genuinely kind. That means being nice to women you’re attracted to and the ones you’re not. Cuz if you cherry pick, not only are you gay, but the hoes will notice! They always do
2. Take showers. This sounds ridiculous but… you’d be surprised. But when I say this I mean OVERALL hygiene. Don’t eat food off the floor. Brush your teeth, FLOSS, what else… keep them finger AND toenails under control
3. Listen. Listen MADD hard son. Cuz the good girls and the crazy bad ones react the same when they feel like they’re not being heard. The crazies’ eyes just twitch more
4. Do what you said you was gonna do.
Do not promise shorty the moon then start talking about “gravity, oh it’s not possible babe” she’s not gonna wanna hear it. Next time Shutcho ass up, and promise her some takis instead.
Damn I REALLY want to make a comic about Post-DS9 Sisko becoming one with the prophets and then finding out that, this whole time, the universe was actually composed up of his mischievous bartender (the all famous Quark). He’s given a massive, incredibly powerful magnifying glass just to see that every atom has the guy’s logo printed on it
Had this thought while watching the episode tonight, but if Michael knew more about relationships he'd have fucked Seymour to make Fi jealous like she did with Campbell 😂. Seymour was clearly down. Only it backfires and now he's in a threesome
Burn Notice s2e12
Wild Kratts dinosaur edition episode: Gourmand tries to cook a spino to see if it tastes like chicken. The Kratts try to stop him but the dinos beat him up first so the Kratts just watch Gourmand fail
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a joke bfdi should do
Barf bag stops at a drawer. Donut walks up
Donut: what are you doing?!
Barf bag: Tim's in there
Donut: who?
Barf bag: the spider
Donut: how do you know his name is Tim?
Barf bag opens the drawer as the spider hops out
Tim: TIM!
Donut: oh wow his name is Tim
Also
Barf bag stops at another drawer with needle and donut
Barf bag: Tim's in their
Barf bag grabs a lighter and lights it, about to burn the drawer
Needle and donut: NO?!
btw I want to see art of this, so @the-random-creechur, @lazyslimetime this is your challenge
This was based off of this video
Shiloh and bros btw
absolute sweetheart of a HiveWing who's name is Murder
their parents hated them i presume (full name is MurderHornet. only introduced as Murder)
Cookie run, but they all have knives