The World Falls Up

Women being described as handsome >>>>>>>>>>>>

You omit the Oxford comma and those last two items in the list start lookin kinda gay. Like why are you two standing so close together

lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all

Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta

Thank u for this contribution

Today hasn't been very good. Reblog to cover prev in blankets and tell them everything is going to be okay and they're loved.

Interview with the cheerleader

But I’m a vampire

big day for girls who love lists and useless statistics

i have a few more unconstructive things to add to the conversation and then i'll leave

i am a woman at war with herself, torn forever between my love of detective fiction and my hatred of cops and cop media

it's so fucked up that detective is a type of cop irl. it's more like a gender to me

remember when steve from blues clues was upset that people thought he died in a car crash, not because people thought he was dead but because they said he was driving a dodge charger and "that's a cop car"

Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?

ive never worked there. stop saying i work there

Honey, remember what your union rep said about working off the clock