Elders and parents think it’s disrespectful to not let them disrespect you.

Mannnnnnnnn

doors will open for me, favor will come upon me and blessings shall fall on me. all the rest of my life.

Lord knows it's true 🙌🏼

Stop stitching corny shit on hats.

everyone shed a tear tonight

Someone FINALLY found and posted the full version!

Me showing off at your wedding

This is the freaking dogs bollocks

DOGS BOLLOCKS

Ohhh my god. OHHH MY GOD.

WHAT A CUTIE

I WAS EXPECTING A DOG

OH MY FUCKING GOD I NEED THIS SO BAD. COME HOME TO MEEEEEE

me

MY HEART LMAOOOOOO OMG

HAHAHA SIGNAL BOOST FOR YOU BITCHES

Priorities all out of order for these hoes

OH MY GOD

I went to the aquarium once and we had a tour and we walked past the octopus tank and it was duct taped shut so I asked why and the guy was like. “Well, we had a problem before because these fish were disappearing randomly at night and we had no idea why. Turns out the octopus had memorised the night guards rounds and would creep out of its tank, crawl across the floor to the fish tank, have a little snack and be back in its own tank with the lid shut before the guard came back.” they are super smart

I love octopuses so, so much.

Once I went to the aquarium where they had a baby pacific red octopus in a tank. I had gone there to work on a few real life sketches, obviously I wanted to do one of an octopus. So I kinda just kneeled in front of the tank, and started sketching. The octopus didn’t mind, he sat happily. Then, 5 minutes later, he started moving to the front of the tank, where I was. This tiny octopus faces me directly and starts posing. I don’t know how other to explain it but he started curlung his tentacles in this really graceful way then wouldn’t move for a few minutes. Then again, a new pose. That tiny cute motherfucker knew I was drawing him.