Marnick

If anyone asks why Julia Louis-Dreyfus has won 5 consecutive Emmy’s for Veep direct them to this video

“now get the fuck outta here congresswoman” 😂😂😂

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

do u guys understand how creepy the pledge of allegiance is though like every day when ur a kid everybody just chants how great america is every morning it’s creepy

You do that every morning???

EVERY MORNING.

no son

Wait, other countries don’t do this.

*whispers* Not even Russia

RE FUCKING TWEET

Scuse you, I think we all asked for this.

I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away. 

Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.

PERRrrRrrRrKELE