TheEyesCollective

Tell Derek you love him. (Inadvisable.)

Derek: Obnoxious little laugh You love me? Look sweetheart I don't know what kind of mind games you're trying to play, but I don't care if you love me. You're my property remember? I don't give a shit if my Bugatti loves me, I don't give a shit my Rolex loves me. All that matters is that they work and that they look pretty. And once they fail to do that…I get rid of 'em and then they're replaced…same as you. Understand?

Tell Derek you love him again. (You really shouldn't…)

Derek: Does a cute lil yawn and stretch Yeah, you just said that. And I said I don't give a shit! Look if you love me so much why don't you make yourself useful and get me a drink. Oh and uh…put on that outfit I like…you know the one…hahah...You're lucky I'm tried by the way, other I woulda totally broken your other finger.

Get Derek a drink (he didn't say what he wanted and you're too nervous to ask.) and put on the slutty outfit for him.

Derek: Awwww look you even put the little umbrella in it how cute…It's shit! What is this just orange juice and ice!? I meant get me a mixed drink like a Screwdriver or Manhattan or something you fuckin' r*****. I shoulda known fixing a drink was too complicated for your stupid little brain. At least you fill out those leggings very nicely…

Tell Derek you love him for a third time. (You're a glutton for punishment, aren't you?)