Not sure how to explain it, but April quarantine content had a distinctly different feel to it than August quarantine content

the most iconic moment in musical history is during a very potter musical when Voldemort jumps out of the cauldron and takes the first step and you hear that he’s wearing tap shoes and you just Know what’s coming

imagine knowing what the fuck this means

imagine NOT knowing what the fuck this means 

Imagine being that fuckin nerd who hasn’t watched avpm. You can’t.

I would like to propose something I will call “The Phantom Of The Opera effect” where people insist that the reason people don’t like them is because of something about themselves that they can’t help, when in reality it’s because it’s they’re just a terrible person

if i had a girlfriend i would. i would. i can’t complete my sentence i’m too emotional i would love her so much

might fuck around and read a 500 page physical published book in one sitting like it’s 2006 and I’m being bullied in middle school so I take refuge in the library and inhale books at a frightening speed that I have not been able to replicate since

Damn op you didn't need to just kill everyone who grew up with undiagnosed ADHD like that.

sometimes I get so jealous of other people’s social skills. like damn. they can talk to people?? and people like them?? look at all those people who like them. wtf. illegal

tbh the real advice I’d give to anyone is, do shit alone. go to a museum & go at your own pace & leave the instant you’re done. go somewhere you’ve never been and just wander around, duck into & out of places as it pleases you. linger as long as you’d like.