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EXPECTATIONS
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Origami Around
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Misplaced Lens Cap
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Noah Kahan
@theartofmadeline
The Stonewall Inn
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@thewaitfortheend
Person in the grocery store had amazon rainforest sounds blasting on their phone as they shopped and I think that's a beautiful use of free will
"people who don't wear headphones in public are a nuisance" except this one. I respect their indomitable human spirit
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i bet belle and hua mulan would love each other. the filial piety brothers 💪
belle: i respect my father so much
hua mulan: hey i respect MY father so much, and also yours
belle: i would lay down my life for him in an instant, so of course when his life was on the line i didn’t hesitate to set aside whatever identity and thoughts of the future i had had to defend him
hua mulan: that’s crazy i also did that
belle: i didn’t expect that i would end up with more grandeur and authority than i ever could have accessed otherwise, but of course i didn’t forget who i was doing this for or let the power tempt me
hua mulan: 100% with you sister
belle: also the giant bloodthirsty cat creature gives insane dick like you wouldn’t even believe
hua mulan: the what
Not letting @dumpster-fire-rats leave that in the tags
before the snow melts 🤍
EVERYONE get in the tags rn and tell me your favorite cheese
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New York City ballet production of Midsummer Nights Dream
The fact this isn't a painting is a testament to one of the greatest feats of set design and production I've ever seen.
My god just look at this! The lighting, set design, photography... I've just never seen anything like it.
This is from 1966 and you can see over a hundred photos on the NYPL digital collections website. It is absolutely gorgeous. These are just a few of my favourites.
Plus Puck's face here:
This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.
When I lived in London there was a murder of crows that lived near me. I fed them often, they brought me presents (shiny rubbish and cigarette butts they found on the floor to thank me.)
When I moved, I’m certain they understood I was leaving because I had all my stuff and gave them lots of food and compliments.
But, they chased down my friend who lived in the next burrough over. They had recognised that friend with me several times and followed them to their house when they couldn’t find me.
They adopted my friend and it was now my friend’s job to bring them snacks and receive the presents.
This was maybe 6-7 years ago.
I visited London last year. Went to see my friend. The crows all not only recognised me, they tracked me down. We got into my friend’s flat and not twenty minutes later there was chaos on the balcony.
We open the curtains, the entire fucking murder is there shouting because they wanted to see me.
Crows are the very best birds.
I love confident smart competent Svetlana, but I do also need her to be a little bit pathetic and for a big part of her friendship with Ilya to be them lamenting how shit they are at relationships
Svetlana: RED ALERT
Svetlana: GENERATIONAL FUMBLE
Ilya: You asked about their favorite hockey team and then spent fifteen minutes roasting it didn’t you
Svetlana: I thought it was friendly banter and then he went to the bathroom and didn’t come back
Ilya: It’s not banter if you’re the only one talking and he’s sitting there silently weeping into his Bud Light
Svetlana: Remember when you told Jane how much you liked fucking me while trying to lock it down?
Ilya: 🖕😘
Svetlana: 🖕😘
Ilya: Holy shit holy shit holy shit I think we’re actually together. Together together. He wants to be with me he wants to spend his life with me he fucking LOVES me Sveta holy fucking shit I don’t know what to do or say holy shit
Svetlana: WHAT
Svetlana: Every detail. NOW
Ilya: He said he loves me! He made a whole ten year plan so we can be together holy shit I don’t think I’m breathing. I don’t think I’ve breathed since he said it holy shit
Svetlana: Oh my god I am so happy for you, I can’t believe it I’m going to cry in the club
Svetlana: How did this even happen? Did you ask him if he still wants it after Florida? Did he bring it up?
Ilya: …
Ilya: Don’t get mad.
Svetlana: How could I be mad at you right now?
Ilya: It may be because I said I would marry you for a green card.
Svetlana: …
Svetlana: BOY-
Did you know that AO3 allows fics with homicide in them? There’s a whole tag for Major Character Death and even more tags so you can find exactly what kind of character death you want to read.
Don’t they know that murder is illegal? You just know there are a bunch of homicidal maniacs out there who love to read those stories. They write them, too, in between killing people.
Anyone can read the stories on AO3! Kids can read them! They’re getting exposed to stabbing, poisoning, even guns! And they’re writing the heroes doing the killing, too! That’s basically telling kids it’s okay to go out and murder their families. It’s promoting violence and encouraging homicide and if we don’t do something about it soon, you’ll be murdered next!
The devil came to my house and tried to burn it down, which is why this post exists in the first place.
@ominous-signs
Official ominous sign
We need to bring this back full swing so bad
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Variations of Isle of the Dead
by Arnold Bocklin, Swiss Symbolist
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I swear to fucking god. I would claw out OneDrive from my computer if I could. I would burn down their servers if I could. I would run down their stocks to the ground if I could. I hope every single one of their workers gets a better offer from a competitor in the next 24 hours. I hope every single one of their light bulbs explodes at the same time. I hope every single carton of milk in their fridge will always be expired.
Stop backing up my fucking files.
Stop asking me to back up my fucking files.
Stop taking my fucking files off my fucking computer.
I don't want a fucking reminder in three fucking days. Let me fucking say no.
Fuckers.
Friend, I have news you're gonna love. Here's a text tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 10.
Here's a text tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 11.
Here's a video tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 10.
Here's a video tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 11.
Go forth. Be free.
Reblog to save a life... and someone's sanity
Thank you so much for all the work you did consolidating the child star crash out asks. I’m very grateful you did it since I’m currently going back through and trying to catch up. Just super helpful and I imagine it took a lot of time. So thanks.
oh thank you! I was just so obsessed with it and I knew I would want to go back and reread them all and I figured others might feel the same! So I'm REALLY glad people are genuinely finding it helpful! 💚 I also did one for the Sochi Outing AU and @monkeysnplaybills made one for ALLLLLLL of the snapping birch posts which was NOT A SMALL AMOUNT CRASHOUT SUMMER AU FIC
SOCHI OUTING AU FIC
SNAPPING BIRCH DIRECTOR'S COMMENTARY/EXTRAS
all of those are brown
here is the picture from the Año Nuevo State Park instagram, the colour is suspected to be from rolling in red algae
That one is porple
I know and deeply feel this. And that distinction between knowing and feeling, matters enormously...
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post tlg some random asshole defenseman makes a shitty comment about shane taking it up the ass and shane looks at him, then at the scoreboard that shows the centaurs winning 6-1, then back down at him like "i dunno man i think one of us is getting fucked in the ass right now and it isn't me." and then that guy tries to fight him
'being single sucks because youll be lonely' lame and untrue. 'being single sucks because a lot of groceries are portioned to make food for more than one person and you cant really take advantage of buying in bulk because it'll go bad before you use it all' this i cannot deny.
