My Domain

do not befriend a jinx kinnie they will go nuclear if you move friendsgiving back thirty (30) minutes

vaseline is op for fucked up skin but its texture stat is dogshit

IT GOT BETTER

The RomCom Aunties!

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

Bro you definitely added too much soy sauce. Change your name and move to a new city

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.

they want you to care more about 'job' than yuri... don't fall for this scam

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me

gender affirming pointy teeth