My Domain

do not befriend a jinx kinnie they will go nuclear if you move friendsgiving back thirty (30) minutes

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

What no one warned me about when I got into Discworld is that Terry Pratchett would completely ruin all my future footnote experiences. Now, whenever I read a book (even if it is an academic text!!) and see a superscripted number, my monkey brain makes my eyes drop to the bottom of the page asap, expecting a funny, poignant, memorable, and potentially life-altering little treat, and instead I get hit every time with the soul-crushing disappointment of McFarthy, G. et al. (1997)

Girls will be like Idk why im so unproductive recently and then you ask whats going on in their life and they list eight lifestopping crisies and then say 'yeah but i should be fine :/ '

Pokemon Heritage Post

Take my hand Let’s lower the birth rate together

Wait i can learn from my mistakes? Ohhhhh ok i was just using them to torment myself

You can lie when you name things

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

"those are my speed holes. They help me go fast"

always remember that chell is canonically* a transgender woman