its really bug clues

was about to make a post saying “putting the word berry up on a shelf” in response to seeing two -berry posts in a row but then i realized how meaningless and cruel that would be for me to say

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

“help” is my favorite way to say that something is funny. like hey i laughed at this post can you save me

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

you specifically arrange some things so cats won't get hair on them and then the cat is like Oh here You almost forgot my hair.

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

i'm opening up our relationship so bugs can get in