The Versemage Sevara

i can stop playing any time i want

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

girls who say hiiiiiii vs girls who stare with their big big unblinking eyes

Now that there's an insanely-accurate recreation of the Wii Shop Channel music (thanks to DonnieTheGuy) I've taken it upon myself to whip up a version where the melody is Update Day from Nirvana the Band the Show

rocky really ate him up here. i fear

I told you guys-

i like that we all collectively ignore the many reasons why they cant touch ever (and that rocky is as heavy as a fridge)

love this woman

Edit: this was a joke. I made this to be funny. I have read the book. Four times as of adding this. I simply forgot it was very slightly different in the book. This is not the place to be having discussions about how infantilizing the movie may or may not be, i am not even gonna give my own take on that here. The attention this is getting is getting exhausting and every day i get closer to taking it down. It is just a joke. I do not need to be told to read the book, i do not want my little shitpost turned into some philosophical discussion. I am so sick and tired of this damn post

there's always Something going on

This movie ruined my life I want to own it on DVD immediately

Problematic lifespan gap

compilation of silly animations i made

In his own ship, mind you.