maybe there ageric to gagobear

My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

why

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

This post is around 10 years old and I just had someone bring it up to me at a wedding

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Trying to explore downtown Boston in fallout 4 will very often make reality freeze and crash due to the amount of stuff squeezed into the tiny area. I cannot confidently speak on the frequency this happens in real life Boston because I’ve never been there.

50-80% of the time

Official Post of Massachusetts

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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

walter white was like it would suckkkkkk if my bitch wife found out about my meth cooking im gonna abuse her about it. and all the viewers were like genuinely so true king

kep's favorite hobby is crawling onto your lap so he can breathe really loudly and wetly 1 inch away from your face. it is so so important to him that you let him do this.

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

'women's bodies are SO amazing!!' is almost always a sentence in which intense dehumanising pro-birth propaganda follows. We must stop tying a woman's bodily worth to how fertile and impregnatable she is, to how well she carries child after child after child. To how well she can serve a breeding function. To refuse to uncouple pregancy and child bearing from womanhood and the worthiness of women is inherently regressive, weather you are doing it with a 'yessss girl powerrrrrr' coat of paint on top or not.

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

if newt gingrich replaced his "ging" with a "rient"... let's just say i'd be a lot more interested 🤤

Fuuuck I just loss 20000 dollars in adverisement revenue and potential sales when that guy over there didn’t look at my flyer because he was talking to the girl he was walking with. The sensible option here is to ban talking while walking since it’s literally theft.