haven't you heard?

Well I plan to continue watching pointless tv shows and read mediocre Fanfictions. You?

So, an old guy walks into the shop I work at and asks for the most qualified person currently available. It’s me, so he asks for someone else. There is no one else. It’s Sunday. It’s me and one other guy, all day. I seriously don’t get old people, or men for that matter, and their logic about women and electronics…

I was walking across the street and I had the right away, but some asshole honked his horn literally seven times as I was walking. With a straight face, I might add. So I literally stopped in the middle of the crosswalk and stared at him with a straight face. He eventually tried to reverse and go around me, but I moved and got in his way again. On a scale of 1 to ten, how petty was I? Trick question; I don’t really give a shit.

One of the hottest chicks yes. Maybe not quite the hottest for me, but that is all about personal preference. Good? You?

who: valentina lopez & annie mccarthy

when: february 28th

where: annie’s room.

general: party for two.... who knows what’ll happen.

triggers: i dunno. this will be added later.

I am very serious, Valentina! Psh, you’re too sweet but you should see me when I leave Soulcycle. Or whenever I leave my house, honestly. Effortless beauties make me very confused. Like how? Why? Not fair.

babygirl, i’ve never claimed to be anything but. let’s start with the party for two and maybe i’ll plan a party for more down the road. i need your presence in my life. 

Just like I understand that others have their opinions about it and I don’t give a fuck if people liked it. I thought it sucked. But it is what it is. It’s been made and done with. Hopefully, the project about Harley is better but won’t be holding my breath for that. I wasn’t specifically speaking about you though, was I? I just said it seemed like people (i.e. numerous individuals) moved her into that territory when I honestly don’t recall her being spoke to such extent before Suicide Squad. Just like they did with Ruby Rose when she appeared on Orange is the New Black.

You do know I’m just messing with you, right? It’s kind of adorable when your panties get in a wad. A need to party? Then, my dear, let’s party. 

c’mon, v.  if i made any decisions for myself, i’d probably be naked in the forest somewhere just living life. we lopezes definitely weren’t graced with a sense of caution, but that’s what gives us our appeal. stupid shit is still fun shit, babe.  

Yes. It seems that it was the movie where everyone sort of moved her into ‘omg. i would totally turn lesbian for her’ territory. You know, the one where suddenly everyone is a fan and can’t shut up about her. But I was here just annoyed the movie sucked.

Where is the party? This house is extremely boring and I’m going to have to have everybody to start being lame and have some fun.

I’ve been just fine, missing a certain flower child in my life. How about you, dear?

Who isn’t in love with Margot Robbie though?

Eightteen years and you haven’t learned how awful I am at making any good decisions which sleep is not on my side and neither is youtube. I’m the queen of wasting my time, thank you. 

You know, I did ask the fluffy haired producer and apparently that is not on his job description. So it would seem one Bambi Gilbert is going to have to make her way to the store very, and I mean very soon.

I am probably one of the only ones who didn’t walk out of the theater in love with her but annoyed that they actually thought that movie was good enough to put in movie theaters and charge people to see it.