What's your damage?

3:55am

RT if you’ve stared at the screen in horror

bro i thought i was sooooo grown when i was 18 loool

idk what 18 year old needs to hear this rn but you are a child

you are a celebrity singing a corny song by a racist abuser in your 40 room mansion. i am an hourly wage worker struggling to pay rent. we are not the same.

rich ppl doing something performarive and out of touch: wow the poors are gonna love this one!

this is arcane knowledge that the human mind cant comprehend

honestly what the fuck does this mean

“Don’t stress yourselves out about it, but don’t ignore the situation”

GOOD ADVICE

i have internalized this wisdom since he gave it to us and i have thrived. an arcane prophet

lmao remember when I gave an interpretation of this dudes interpretation of a woody Guthrie lyric and drug blogs got mad and called me a square?

They’re not wrong.

Yeah, I’m seeing no inaccuracies here.

amidst all the chaos i think we forgot how funny it is that joe biden did so horribly despite every major news outlet basically considering him the nominee for like a solid year

why do toontown npcs have some of the worst names conceivable 

The panel of jurors at my execution sentencing

if your dom is older you call him daddy, but what if he’s younger? what am i supposed to call a hot attractive dom who is younger than me?

this is why tumblr is worth pennies now

To be fair this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read

Is this not The Great Gatsby fanfiction?

I hate this fucking website

alyssa saying she's always hungry in season 1 and then by season 2 after all the trauma she says she's never hungry any more. but then by the finale after she's reconciled with james she tells him she's hungry again? poetic cinema