lobsters

My lil personal heater is blasting the tacos I had for lunch back into my face and I'm ok with this.

Xanax causes dementia? Guess I'm just gonna raw dog life, man. Dementia scares me more than feeling ok sometimes. I can just feel ok some other times instead

The mosquitoes are mad that I've outsmarted them, and now they're coming for my family

I'm a silver spoon queen, and he's a copper wire cowboy.

there's so many Culkins!

The first-world problem of cleaning the night before your carpet cleaners come.

As a lobster, I would like it to be known that butter baths are SUPER GREAT for your exoskeleton.

Hot, specific take: Mother Mother is just Thompson Twins 40 years later. I said what I said.

I CAN'T go to sleep because I'm too ANXIOUS

Fun fact: I am a lexiphile, and I specialize in song lyrics and spelling.

Every day, I struggle to want to be here.