Hej, Det Er Mig.

why my hand shaky

your skeleton is ready to hatch

this is so fucking ominous thank you

The COOK doesnt Make the Burger, The Boy who ORDERS the BUrger (the Burger BOy) doth USES the Cook as a Tool for Whomst the BUrger is a Product of his Being Therein. Whence the One whom IS placed the ORDER for the Burger Therein he Therefore Create the BUrger insofar as he Is the ONE who IS the one by WHomst the BURGER was ORdered and Therefore for WHOmost the Burger ist dost made. Thus, the Cook Doesnt Make the BURGER, THe Burger BOy maks it

my biology textbook said it was more like a sauce

Happy sauce machine broke

I’m literally doing my best but I’m not gonna beg anyone to understand that

“michael bay is producing a live action dora the explorer movie” is a sentence i never in my life thought i would read and now that i have read it with my own two eyes i feel deeply unsettled to my core

you know, the weird thing about the ‘i didn’t care about feminism until i had a daughter’ crowd is that the vast majority of these men have wives.they formed close,intimate relationships with actual human woman over the course of several years and yet that wasn’t enough to make them give half a shit about women’s issues. but the very moment that wife, that living breathing human female with rights and needs that these men could have been caring about this whole time,pops out a baby that  they feel is their possession, then women’s issues are important. very bizarre. 

… I’m making tea. 

if you ever feel bad about having no friends just remember how many fakes are around james cameron. “yeah man, everyone wants FOUR more avatar movies, just do your thing”… like.. i’d rather be alone 

and corporations COULD give excess food to the poor and the homeless but most of them go out of their way to trash it

corporation throwing away millions of pounds of food: And if you buy one of our microwave meals we’ll donate 1 cent to help end child hunger. (:

finally someone asking the important questions