alive, aha... fuck

things keep costing money and it makes me incredibly upset

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

i needed this because i find doors very difficult sometimes

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

personal agenda. Personal.

i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.

the sandwich with no words is so uncanny. Its like its staring at me, like I was never supposed to peel back the text.

This is the funniest Superman clip ever. He just exposed his identity to a bunch of randos to fuck with a woman who just jumped out a window to fuck with him.