ROCK OG RULD KÆLLING

"Watch til the end" (unless it's for like a fundraiser)

"THIS-"

Shocked emojis or someone making an exaggerated shocked face

"You NEED to try-" / "you NEED to buy-"

the word "viral" in any capacity

"Sponsored"

Where there's no indication that the person in the video is sponsored but they suspiciously keep putting a specific product with the label front & center for the camera in multiple, long shots

The video doing any kind of guilt tripping or reverse psychology shit to try get me to watch it or buy a product etc (like "scroll away. I know you won't support my music-" you're right, I won't. Bye.)

Starting the video off with ragebait specifically for engagement as a hook before switching up, especially if it's bigotry. Like something like "gay people shouldn't have jobs....... is something I WOULD say if I was an asshole!"

The poster purposely mispronouncing a word specifically so that viewers will wither A) laugh about it in the comments or B) correct them, bc the algorithm means any kind of engagement = their account is pushed into more audiences

Accounts that do book reviews or talk about literature and then self promote their book at the end of the video. I'll never read your book now because I hate sneaky advertisement or engagement tactics

Artists or book vloggers who start the video by showing you the back of the canvas or the paper side of the spine instead of just showing you the title/artwork once again, to meet the engagement timer

"I didn't expect THIS-"

reaction sfx where none is needed

meandering on their own advertising bullshit before getting to the actual topic of the video (once saw a guy do this for over 2/3 of the whole runtime)

anyone that doesn’t put their promotional stuff at the end of their videos

The war has taken everything from me and my family — our home, our safety, and our source of living. We were displaced from Rafah to Al-Mawasi, and when we finally returned, we found our house destroyed and impossible to live in.Today, we live through hunger, poverty, fear, and constant pressure just to survive. Some days we cannot afford food, clean water, or even the most basic necessities. Sitting for long hours without a single meal has become part of our daily life.Before the war,

I was studying engineering and dreaming of building a better future for myself and my family. But the war stopped my education and destroyed the life I worked hard for .

I am trying to help my family survive and find a safe, stable life again. Any support, even a small donation, can help us with food, shelter, and hope during these difficult times.

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object. 

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.