all i ask is a tall ship & a star to steer her by

not putting my whole pussy into it today lads. you're getting my left labia at best

I need to be cracked like a glow stick

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

me when I go out wearing an outfit I wouldn’t usually wear: oh my god everyone knows this is an outfit I wouldn’t usually wear I’m so embarrassed

it would be so nice if you were allowed to start working on projects before you hit the 12 hour until deadline mark but sadly it’s not possible with our current technology. scientists are hard at work but for now this is one of the limitations we must face as a people

a lot of ADHD behaviours and barriers feel like sims logic playing out in real time like i did my laundry but i had to pee and sleep so i stopped and i haven’t folded it yet except i can’t fold it yet because i need to eat but i can’t eat because the laundry basket is in front of the fridge. someone keeps queuing actions but they’re getting cancelled

I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.