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Bro I just nearly fucking died
My throats fucked but I like inhaled toothpaste and my throat seized up and I couldnβt breathe worst part is I spat toothpaste everywhere trying to get it out of my mouth and my throat is like fuzzy now?? Water did not help honey tea might
Dude I was dry heaving into a sink barely breathing and my brain went βthis is gonna make a sick ass tumblr storyβ
is this accurate
Absolutely flawless how did you get these photos?
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my little brother came into my room last night to tell me that he was gonna sew a stack of my momβs saltine crackers together through the little holes and then left again
i ended up distracting my parents so he could put the crackers back in the little sleeve like hed only taken one from the top. i dont know if anybodys found them yet but i talked to him about it later and it turns out that theyre sewn together TIGHTLY. like. the ENTIRE stack through ALL the holes
it has been three days and my mom has still not discovered the sewed together cracker stack in the box in the cupboard
Iβm DESPERATE to see the sewn crackers
i have no idea how he accomplished this
there seems to be some confusion on how old my little brother is. my little brother is 19, one year younger than me, and is an undergrad in uni. he just likes to cause problems on purpose
thatβs a good one
TIL about a 3000-year old Chinese tradition called Ghost Marriages, or the marriage of two people who died single. In some cases, the parents of unmarried men buy female corpses so their sons could have a wife in afterlife.
via reddit.com
i really want to read the book of two ghosts who wake up in the afterlife only to find out theyβve been married to each other by their living families, and now they have to go and haunt their relatives for a ghostly divorce, but they end up becoming best friends in the process
They were tombmates.
Oh my God they where tombmates
OK Iβm just going to note that βthe living get pulled into literal ghost court to testify and/or be judged in a ghost legal caseβ is legit a genre of spooky Chinese folklore, so this is entirely on point.
Has any of it been translated into English, because I would like to read that.
Yangsze Chooβs novel The Ghost Bride begins from this premise (and includes not only a marriage to a ghost but also some amazing sexual tension with a dragon). It also was made into a Netflix series.Β

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Environmental storytelling is my favorite
to this day possibly one of my best ideas. someone get me a pitch meeting with the hallmark channel
Banded Linsang for a $15 Ko-fi supporter
Why are streaming services these days all named shit like Fubi and Hehu and lala
like what do these words mean π
what the fuck is happening

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