I Don't Even Know

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

isn't it kind of crazy that for any moving vehicle you need to wear a seatbelt but then on buses they're just like fuck it stand up whatever

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

most insane making scene of all time perhaps that bit in Agamemnon where Cassandra tells the chorus that no one has ever believed her and they say no! we'll believe you! we know about your curse and we promise! and she says ok well Agamemnon and I both are about to be murdered and the chorus says surely you're lying.

love all the people in the tags saying tim looks like a sickly victorian child. thank you so much