儚夢

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

Your capacity for evil is showing

does it make me look cute

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

[ID: A Black butch woman, seated, says, “I know I am a woman. I know I am butch. I know that there is nothing wrong with that. And I know that within the confines of the word ‘woman,’ there is plenty of room for me.”]

oh siddhartha gautama, called Buddha, we're really in it now

it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesn’t hit that number you get to fire all of them

There was a mountain lion on our roof one time. She became notorious for this. Being on rooftops. Eventually she meandered back off from whence she came.

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them