I Can't Believe It's Butter

pitch for my new tarot card “The Emoji”

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

its gigglebait. its hehebait

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

First drafts aren't the final product and they're allowed to be messy. Except mine. Mine has to be perfect immediately

it’s pride month, minions. you know what that means

do you want us to, like, cast gay spells my leige?

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