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There are other ways of persuasion

There are other modes of control

If I stab you with your own trident

Will you fucking let me go home?

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Anybody else listen to “Not Sorry for Loving You” (which was admittedly gorgeous, majors props to everyone who worked on it) and had Jake Peralta in their brain going

“Cool motive. Still assault.”

“Cool motive. Still abduction.”

“Cool motive. Still rape.”

Or was that just me?

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Calypso: I am sorry my love’s too much for you.

Odysseus: I’m sorry that you exist.

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This is the magic lucky word count. Reblog for creativity juice. It might even work, who knows.

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please i have writers block please

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‘full movie watch free online’ was in the early 21st century a kind of prayer

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Aight now let the God Games begin.

Apollo: Uh I... Like killing that many Sirens was slight overkill don't you think?

Athena: Tbf the sirens are massive bitches...

Apollo: Fair, that was good vocal work sis, let him go.

Hephaestus: Trust is not given it's FORGED (winks) you see what I did there? Anyways he sacrificed his entire crew that wasn't his best moment.

Athena: Yes, but if you let him go, he can still BUILD a future with his fam.

Hephaestus (laughing): Good one, let him go.

Aphrodite: Odysseus should have been home sooner then his Mom wouldn't have died.

Athena:

Athena: Wtf seriously?

(Quick Thought)

Athena: Come on, Aphrodite.

Ares: DON'T MESS WITH MY GIRL ALSO YOUR ODYSSEUS IS A SLY BITCH JUST LIKE YOU AND HIS SON'S A LOSER.

Athena: (rage activate) DON'T YOU DARE SPEAK OF MY BOY LIKE THAT!

Ares: gods okay chill

Aphrodite: awww so cute you do have a heart

Athena: Besides Ares we can watch ody kill all those assholes in his palace and I'll get popcorn.

Ares: GREAT FUCKING DEAL!

Hera: Look I've been pretty pissed at Zeus lately just gimme one good reason.

Athena: So he's smart.

Hera:

Athena: He's... Uh... Did I mention he's smart?

Hera:

Athena: He's kinda funny.

Hera: seriously?

Athena: Okay goddamnit he's not a serial cheater like Dad alright?

(Collective gasps, Hermes is lying on the floor laughing silently)

Apollo: Oh wow.

Artemis: She actually just said that.

Athena: (internally) shit fuck just act like you didn't just say that.

Hera: Husband goals, let him go.

Athena: (internally) act natural... (To Zeus) So I won, let him go.

Zeus: You little shit-

(lightning)

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My life is on track but that track goes past a cyclops cave, some raccoon people eating crack infused fruit, fucking Poseidon, a witch who watched too much Peppa Pig as a kid, a lady who has like six Bully XLs, a whirlpool with fucking teeth, and oh look, fucking Poseidon again.

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What's your take on Odysseus's trauma and recovery back in Ithaca?

*looks at all the comics I made*

Lol but really, I realistically expect it to be severely rocky. He’ll have good days, mostly bad days, but what keeps him grounded is of course his family, you know?

But imagine losing your entire fleet under your command...

...only to come back to an entire population of thousands of people, expecting that you will lead them.

What if he fails again?

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We back at the falls

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVORITE TWINS!! 👯‍♂️

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Howl redraw ✨✨✨

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Five minutes before god games:

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The Argonauts adaptation all the mortals are muppets. Only the gods are humans

The Iliad adaptation is that everyone is human. Only Achilles is a muppet

The Odyssey adaptation is that everyone is muppets. Only Odysseus is human

The Aeneid adaptation all gods are muppets and the mortals are humans

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Whenever I get sad I think about older Meg getting to go on fun adventures with her unicorn and then I'm not sad anymore.

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Do you think every god followed Odysseus’s journey home or was there like a 5 minute PowerPoint presentation before god games

#apollo didn't pay any attention to this powerpoint so when it turned out he's actually going first he panicked #and just spilled first thing that came to his mind #epic the musical #god games #epic the wisdom saga #the wisdom saga #wisdom saga

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Penelope: *strained in her room, depressed*

Odysseus: *has ptsd, on the verge of throwing himself off of a cliff*

Telemachus: "I didn't die! Best day ever :D"

Someone help this family

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Random, but I REALLY love the fact that the top 2 most iconic musicals in the market right now are:

1- local war veteran cheats on his wife because she was away from home too long

2-local war veteran commits every crime to ever exist in this world EXCEPT cheating on his wife because he was away from home too long

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