The static guy

Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again

how do people not know where the clit is like it’s right there. it’s not even funny it’s right there

this is unironically one of the most beautiful photo sets i've ever seen

its been 12 years

13 years

14 years

15 years

16 years

Loss is a dancing queen, young and sweet, only 17

18. it’s now legally allowed to vote, drive and buy hard liquors in a lot of countries

#a likely place for the inventor of choloroform to be (@amarguerite)

my favorite genre of alien picture is little grey aliens just naked in the woods like why the fuck are you here. you have a spaceship. why did you come to earth to just stand in the woods and look at us with no clothes

Tumblr moderation wants to fuck this alien

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?