vascular plant

Ask not for whom the gurdy hurds. It hurds for thee.

Diane, clear my schedule. I’m attempting a recipe that says “prep time: 15 minutes.”

a car you used to drive can also be a kind of dead wife

Pangea might be huge but because all the dinosaurs are huge it feels like NYC at most

i have no idea what's going on in my life im just in charge of the music

they call me the flower enjoyer

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

every fleetwood mac documentary i've ever watched is like "the band was at the height of their success, enjoying the fame rolling in from their #1 hit 'i know about the other woman, lindsey'. however, nobody could have sensed the tension brewing between members."

"the group initially disbanded immediately after the release of the single 'well get the fuck out if you're going to be like that', leaving thousands of fans shocked."