little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb

i’m a fujoshi and i’m a himejoshi and im a hetjoshi i just like it when people fuck i cannot lie

Developing a sick fixation on the bagel guy I get breakfast from every Friday on my way to work. I have visited his stall thrice and each time he hears my order, shakes his head, and gives me a slightly different version of my order that tastes better than what I'd originally asked for

Today I asked for a plain lox spread bagel and he gave me an everything bagel with a lox, scallion, and dill spread and it fucks so heavy. Moaning at work rn

No i will not tell you who this is or where. This is MY parasocial relationship with a bagel guy who is doing a kind of customer service dom thing to me. You guys don't get to HAVE him [eyes start glowing as I growl]

sorry you almost died drinking that mysterious tonic. i tried saving you with my magic but that made it worse. im afraid the only option we have left is to fuck right now. yeah we have to. you see my dick has healing properties. seriously it’s the only way. oh and i need to hit it from the back. yeah it won’t work otherwise.

Exterlien (D.O. - PC98 - 1990)