theslobgod

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

as someone with a lot of similar struggles as Ivan, there's NOTHING that enrages me as much as people disregarding his feelings just because he was manic. speaking from experience, NO ONE knows how you're feeling except yourself, and the fucking nerve that some people have to act all condescending about your own feelings just because you were having an episode is the worse. yes, he was manic, and yes, everything felt much more intense to him during that time, that DOESN'T give anyone the right to treat him like a baby or like someone who doesn't understand his own emotions at all, because that is not true, and it just shows that you are an asshole.

abt to watch leviticus i’ll keep u posted

yeah baller

It’s so hard loving a complex fictional woman because assholes will try to turn you against her by listing off all her flaws and it’s like yeah no shit, that’s the whole point. What aren’t you getting about this?

list of words its actually problematic to call me out for spelling wrong: nauseaous tommmorrorow entrepreneierurer excerscize bureaueacracy manoever wiredweirdwierd exascerebate throughough(t) month after january restaraunt spechi speca fuck special? genueine commraderie diarhea

aqcuire