josie

when i lose this baby fat on my face then u will realize

Don’t even talk to me if all of your clothes aren’t made out of bowling alley carpet

infinite money glitch

So who’s keeping you free? It surely isn’t you getting up at 5am every morning to protect this country? The fuck?? End this, people have died so you can sit safely at home to say stupid shit like this

Ma’am how are your troops protecting you by going overseas and stealing oil from Middle Eastern countries 🤔🤔 People have died so Shell and Exxonmobil have a better balance sheet, not to protect your naive as fuck ass who believes that America is “defending” itself by actively invading and waging war in the Middle East

okay peter going “oh you’re using your made up name” to doctor strange isn’t just funny because peter is awkward it’s funny bc, no, doctor strange is really a doctor and his last name really is ‘strange’ and he had a random teenager in a spider-suit invalidate all of that and go “that’s clearly silly and fake”

thanks for explaining it because im 90% sure no one actually saw dr.strange

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

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