Watch the stars

"a genus of new world pigs" sounds like something rage against the machine might call the american capitalist class. but in fact it refers to the humble javelina

at Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville rn and i’m wondering why more musicians don’t have their own restaurants. i would eat at Trent Reznor’s Tavern of Terror

Okay, this is fantastic.

the fanfiction in my head is soooo good wish you guys could see this

@felthier @azriah

Matt. Matt this is the ghost of lowtax. Keep posting. You must keep posting

Matt I broke out of the wheel of Samsara through posting you have to believe me. I’m the bodhisattva of posting now. The material world is an illusion, except for the posting. That’s real. The posting is very real

@azshara

call my pussy a truffle the way your hog is hunting it down through the bush

the senate is lying to us

big fan of when some edgelord isolates himself from the world hiding in his menacing magical castle, only for his future love interest to ram down the doors like YO BITCH! i live here now

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer. 

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me