The Serendipity Witch

ok this is actually cool bc doing all of this is a technique called “mindful thinking” that is extremely useful for people with anxiety disorders and dissociation disorders and stuff!

Mindfulness helps in moments of great pain, too. By reducing panic and fear your pain feels less horrid. It’s some sort of physiological sensation.

dude are you fucking kidding me i do watch cooking shows like this

Everyone I know watches cooking shows like this

im the same way with Chopped

@princesskiwi @chosenofkagami

WALK SLOWER YOU SPEED DEMON

me, halfway through my second drink: ohh….pokestop…..the opposite of poke…go….

@chosenofkagami @princesskiwi 💚

I can’t wait to have a little home with my girlfriend and our rambunctious puppy and I’ll always surprise her with flowers to put on our windowsill

@princesskiwi

the walls start weeping blood. our hero gives a long-suffering sigh, walks away, comes back with a wheelie mop bucket and biohazard gloves. hey, it’s better than bathrooms on the overnight shift, at least blood’s not smelly when it’s fresh.

@aesterismo

@princesskiwi

*slams fists on table* THIS IS THE CONTENT I’M HERE FOR

@show-ur-colours

People now are like, “Your right to free speech doesn’t mean you can express an offensive opinion” Like what the fuck does right to free speech mean, then?