damien the pious most character ever

they should make a substance to abuse that has no consequences

"I am the Sword of God" is like easily top 10 things to declare immediately before doing something really stupid that will probably injure you

productive morning so far. I made eight new species of horses and one hundred Brand New mosquitoes and I set them all free

to me the thing about deification is that something fundamental is lost in the process

people can’t be immortal. so in order to be immortal you can’t be a person anymore. you have to be distilled. stripped of everything. till you come out the other side as an abstract concept.

good dynamic: character who’s too deeply rooted to a fault + character who’s never been able to form roots anywhere before

ok everyone else shut up this is the only one that matters

medic in a gritty star wars setting pouring green space alcohol on a wound and reaching in with rusty metal forceps to pull out a big laser beam

your “loyal and virtuous” knight is doubting the cause he pledged his very soul to 🫵😂

I will be implementing DEI initiatives throughout the kingdom to make all of the knights transgender.

sorry if i was a bitch i probably wanted to go home