Question: How many times did you watch the trailer for This Love Doesn't Have Long Beans?
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Question: How many times did you watch the trailer for This Love Doesn't Have Long Beans?
Answers include: - I've lost count - Too many times - Not enough - Do you even need to ask? - Yes

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This is literally what people are talking about when they say AI will be used to mainstream widely held bigotry. LLMs are trained on frequency and probability -> straight relationships are more well represented in the dataset -> straight pronouns and terms become the "correct" normal.
This is a form of backdoor bigotry from both normative facts (there are more straight than gay relationships) and well represented bigoted beliefs (men are superior to women).
Combine this with the mass of people inclined to believe (and being encouraged to believe) that if AI says and does something it must be correct
yuna getting really lovely, thoughtful, sometimes extravagant mothers day and birthday gifts from ilya never really understanding why hes going through all this effort even if she does appreciate it and thinks hes so so sweet for it all, even after the boys tell her and david about ilyas mother and the irina foundation it doesnt fully click for a while. it only comes together on some random day, ilya has a game later that night and he’s had lunch with yuna and david planned for a while and he shows up with the good vodka david likes and this small package of candies that ilya hands to her very shyly for the first time probably in his life, definitely since shes known him, and he explains with shaking hands that they were his mama’s favorite, and it was her birthday today.
yuna feels her heart break a little bit when he tells her that she would have been younger than her, maybe too young for how old her children are considering he had an older brother, but he thought about his mama when he was happy in the hollander home, and wanted to share his mamas favorite candy with the woman who was mama to his favorite person in the world. like they got to meet, in a way. and yuna realizes very suddenly that he does the birthdays and mothers days for both her and irina because she is the closest thing he has to a mother, and she looks at him and realizes with it that he is in some ways still 12, finding his mother, and she has never met a little boy so tall and tired when she pulls him into a hug and doesnt let go till david suggests they get inside for lunch.
i really do think that hayden got into vine for a bit and ended up getting kind of vine famous. people who just knew him from vine wouldn’t know that he’s actually a fairly big hockey player.
this leads to shane unwillingly taking part in some of hayden’s vines, including gems such as “WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE!!!” “uh…my reeboks? did my mom put you up to this…” which instantly becomes a hit.
shane doesn’t know that he became a not hockey related meme until ilya sends him one out of the blue. “your confused face when talking about your mother is very sexy. we will need to recreate this next time you are in boston.” “fuck off, ‘lily.’”
anyway, shane vows to never let hayden near him with his phone camera on ever again.
if you are from western australia or actually even anywhere else in australia and you’re a heated rivalry fan I desperately need you to know that there’s someone over on ao3 writing a fucking hollanov mining au. a mining au. it’s set at a gold mine in red dirt country in western australia. there’s hi-vis. there are dongas. hollanov are engineers. scott is their boss. rose is hr and shane shields her from the thousands of single male fifo workers starved for female attention. kip is the project manager. he does an acknowledgement of country before a meeting. kip does an acknowledgement of country before a progress meeting. I am losing my mind. shane is worried about ilya getting bitten by a brown snake when he goes for a jog. I don’t think you’re getting this. shane gives some other workers a lift in his work ute. they call him mate. ilya is hired after shane and they have a history that no one else knows about. they’re glaring at each other across conference rooms and arguing over surveys and power blasting and going for sexually charged competitive runs at 5am. am I crying or laughing. I don’t know. this is the most specific au I’ve ever seen. I’m so scared. I’m having the best time ever. I’m losing my fucking mind.

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shane hollander and ilya rozanov + teenage daughter
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hi! here are some hollanov girl dad head cannons (shane is dad, ilya is papa) lmk if yall would want more!
part 2 if you are interested :)
I'm trying to say I have a thing. Okay? A thing?
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The craziest thing about this whole situation is that Ilya thinks in Russian and in Russian ‘lovers’ LITTERAL TRANSLATION is ‘возлюбленные’. Which ACTUALLY MEANS ‘people who feel love and attraction towards each other’. MY BOY WAS CONFESSING HIS LOVE TO SHANE AND LOST IN TRANSLATION GAME. HE WAS SO PURE ABOUT IT AND ONLY GOT ‘No, Ilya, that’s gross’. MY SWEET LOVERBOY.
book hollanov because their designs intrigued me🧐

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Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:
1. Do not do age verification.
2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.
The tool presents users with a 3D model they can then manipulate to, the creator says, bypass Discord's age verification system.
Oh no I dropped my link, what a horrible thing! Sure hope this doesn't get reblogged until it reaches users from the UK and Brazil!
And remember to not make a second account just to test out what works best when verifying your identity
A reminder that we still dont support Age Verification bullshit.
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i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

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