I'm Gonna Write a Travelogue

okay that was not my last straw but i have maybe 3 to 4 straws left at most so watch out.

having a belly outline while wearing a dress is a very beautiful and sexy accessory. anyone who tries to tell you otherwise is getting put in the shredder

youre never alone. bacteria

I love watching big dogs teach little dogs the rules. They always have such big "old timer employee giving the intern orientation" energy. They're so businesslike about it. This is their valued junior colleague, they are showing them the break room and the photocopier trick.

@thesciencegoose - omg I love that the bigger dog's name is Goose! Naturally, "goose" reminded me of our favourite silly goose ;)

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i love that you can gain a small following on this wwebsite just by being unrelentingly insane

you're an older sibling ?? and what for ??? your younger sibling becoming taller than you ????

when men roll up their sleeves and show their slutty little forearms i wither away like a victorian man seeing ankles for the first time