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You need to abandon the idea that any kind of violence comes from the sexual nature of humans. Violence is something you choose to indulge in. Unlike your libido and attractions. If you can choose to not hurt somebody as a hypersexual person, you can also choose to not hurt somebody as a paraphile.
If you truly believe paraphiles offend because of their hormones and attractions, I will assume you also believe men "can't control" themselves when they're aroused, which we all know is not true.
omg normal people dni actual PERVERTS and DEPRAVED WEIRDOS with GROSS ABNORMAL EROTIC FIXATIONS only
i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone
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wild mood swings
constant need for attention
hearing about All my problems
crying
having my latest hyperfixation explained to you in excruciating detail
forgetting what I'm doing every 5 seconds
What a beautiful thing to be someone a friend feels safe to be vulnerable with
how dare you turn my self-deprecating midnight rambles into a hopecore positive post
Get hoped

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I love dandelions!
*puts a dandelion in your hair*
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being a robotfucker while also being tech illiterate is so embarrassing
i'm like a straight man who doesn't know how to find the clit
guide to computer sex:
case fans: don't put your dick in these. stroke the outside carefully, in a circular motion, for maximum stimulation
usb ports: great place for penetration. flash drives are the traditional option but you can connect nearly anything, ask your partner if theyre into something specific. if theyre really kinky, try viruses or pentesting tools like the flipper zero.
power button: threatening to press it can be incredibly hot, but only actually press it with enthusiastic consent.
removable side panel: for getting really intimate. be very careful, the internals are sensitive!
hotswappable parts: sometimes SSDs (M.2 SSDs will be screwed in parallel to the motherboard, others may look different), HDDs (spinning disks inside big cases, usually get their own bay), and GPUs (big chips with fans attached) can be removed while your partner is running, but not all computers support this. this is a common part of BDSM, but make absolutely sure it's safe beforehand.
motherboard: the MOST sensitive part of their body! touch lightly and carefully. running the tips of your fingers along the traces is incredibly stimulating. play with the capacitors, too.
screws: loosening screws can be incredibly erotic, but be careful. especially with M.2 SSDs, this may cause problems! only loosen an M.2 drive if it is NOT mounted.
software: virus play was mentioned earlier, but also simply running very demanding software can be erotic.
download play: downloading embarrassing or illicit files is very hot. be sure to ask consent before installing league of legends.
firewall play: opening up or disabling your partner's firewall can be thought of as akin to exhibitionism. be careful with this, it can be a security risk, but most of the time it's not a big issue.
BIOS play: messing with your partner's BIOS settings can be incredibly intimate. remember, overclocking can be dangerous, only do it in small increments and very carefully! try starting with changing XMP profiles or something first.
that nub they have on thinkpad laptops: that's the clit.
remember some key safety tips:
ALWAYS wear protection! a static wrist strap is important if you are touching the internals, especially the motherboard.
heat warning! your partner will run hot when they're aroused. the GPU and CPU will burn you! even the SSD may run quite hot, especially during download play.
don't stick your dick in the fans. please.
for extra protection, keep viruses isolated inside a virtual machine.
One thing I notice with a lot of the consang media I'm coming across is that. So often they have to come up with mechanisms to get them to feel romantically toward eachother. Like either "siblings who were separated and reconnect", or "siblings with absent/dead parents which drove them to becoming closer", or "daughter who was raised primarily by her mom falls in love with her". And I have to ask. Shouldn't it just be possible to feel consang feelings without such a plot device? Can the siblings not simply fall in love in a regular, loving family?
To me it's kinda othering, even pathologizing, of consanguinamory. It is saying "for this to happen they can't be raised normally", and I simply cannot imagine that is the case in reality. Admittedly I have no anecdotal or statistical evidence to say one way or the other, though. It's just, I can't imagine love to be so...pathological
u can just do whatever at any age all of the time nobody cares except teenagers
teenager will be like ur 40 with a hobby ? π thatβs sad <- nobody else thinks this way though they are just going through some stuff

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Had a panic attack because I wanted to ask someone for something and felt like a bad person because of it π
when you find someone who's equally unwell about The Character
Wireless or wired? Earphones or headphones?? ((For everyone)(
Unhealthy ships in a fandom are a bioindicator. They're like finding caterpillars on your produce. You may not want to consume them---you may even find them disgusting---but if they aren't there at all, you know that stuff is COVERED in toxicity.

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there should be a rule u canβt get stressed for 30 minutes after u wake up. i just woke up. spawn invincibility please.