the Reject Raven

boss makes a dollar i make a dime that's why i work at the us mint

hi I work at the treasury and my boss really liked this post

makes it all worth it

hi I used to work at the treasury and my boss didnt like this post as much as I thought

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

Plate of raw lettuce in the break room fridge?

☝️ Coworker is a bunnies

Forever grateful to the people I've met and the friends I've made on here, all the people who like and reblog my stuff, all the people who spend their energy being kind and nice 💜

shout out to the girls that hate their bodies but are trying really really hard to find the beauty and comfort in them because that shit is hard and takes a lot of time and is emotionally exhausting. i’m proud of y’all.

i am very pro “love is the most important thing to put into your cooking” but also. please season your shit

Love is stored in the garlic powder.

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

So last night I made out with 2 beautiful transsexual women while lightning flashed around the bar that we were in and then for the first time got to kiss my gf in the rain