It's All Just A Big Shit Post

This might be my new favorite B99 joke of all time.

yes please. Not here to be your feelings dumpster, thanks!

Are you going?

lgb-bq :’)

The guy is a registered sex offender. Kidnapping of a minor and sexual assault.

a serial child rapist trying to get “families” to attend his bbq. jesus christ

god damn it

it was literally shady from the fact that he posted it to Grindr like of course he was trying to reach a specific audience

no wonder his family doesn’t talk to him

Holy fuck

i used to really like this post, thought it was cute. shame.

friendly reminder that you can start your weight loss journey at any time. missed january 1st? that’s alright, you can start today. waiting for a sign? well here one is. just start, you’ll never regret it ✨

I have a headcanon that Hermione insists her children attend some primary muggle schooling before Hogwarts, just as she had done. Now, imagine Arthur Weasley attending his grandchild’s science fair, being the ultra proud grandfather….and yet also completely geeking out over absolutely EVERYTHING.

Canon

“That is a volcano, that is a VERY SMALL VOLCANO, how - young lady, how did you make this? Baking soda and food coloring? MARVELOUS!”

the kids would love him.

Never have I ever loved anything more than I love this

All the muggle teachers would think he was being so adorable, “pretending” not to know how potato batteries and mini-volcanoes work, fawning over the hard work the kids did on even the simplest the projects. And he comes every year, because after the kids have aged out (”gone on to some boarding school in Scotland,” the teachers say over bad coffee in the break room, “they didn’t seem the type”), he gets an honorary invitation to the fair every year, because he never stops making the kids feel smart and good. 

This is as canon as anything will ever be and you can wrestle it out of my cold dead hands

BRUH

Woah.

“And that’s why I have job security” Well played.

do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? or if their limbs were just slightly too long? or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It

stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!

yknow what? not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I’m glad I could be an inspiration

suck a little dick…. smoke a little crack….

the greatest horse in all of animation history

director Jones notes that the production team “gave the horse the operatic curves we couldn’t give Bugs”

Good article with a bad headline

Good article with a headline intentionally misrepresenting the point maliciously.