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“To The Night & The Cloud” by Percy Bysshe Shelley (1792-1822)

1914

Artist : Jessie Bayes (1876-1970)

I gave

1 teeny Métis sash woven with crewel wool on a rigid heddle loom, sized for an 18" doll such as Our Generation or American Girl

In exchange for

1 out-of-tune hammered dulcimer

WHAT IS MY LIFE. I said "Yeah, if I were to seriously learn an instrument it would be the hammered dulcimer, but they're impossible to find on a budget," and the person I was talking to said, "I have a hammered dulcimer I don't use."

(I don't have enough fingers to play a lot of the instruments I want to, and my formative music instruction was in Orff ensembles, so it's the best overlap between what I'm capable of and what kind of music I want to make)

taumoeba (obviously)

instructions on how to use taumoeba (obviously)

50+ hrs of unedited footage of Grace fucking up a bunch of stuff in the ship

so much info about Eridian language

1700+ hrs of unedited footage of Grace and Rocky fucking up a bunch of shit in the ship

Cannot emphasize how much info on the eridian sentence structure there is here

a weirdass knit sweater pattern that takes people weeks to realize is for Rocky

literally hundreds of pages of Grace just describing Eridian linguistic history which like honestly isn't even his field why should we even listen to this guy- (hes the only one to ever fucking met an intelligent alien Dave. we'll take him at his word)

Why the Goldilocks Zone is for Idiots Part 2: Biological Diversity all across the Petrova Line (subtitled "We haven't found them yet BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN THEY DONT FUDHING EXIST-")

what are essentially just those reaction videos "Alien watches Legally Blonde for the first time" "Alien gives thoughts on movie Cats (2019)" "You'll never believe what this Alien thinks of the movie Fantastic Mr. Fox"

Grace's modified cardigan charts because someone was asking for them on his Ravelry and he never actually got around to posting them

(people have already fully recreated this cardigan just months after his launch. but they appreciate it)

very respective, kind eulogies for everyone who died in this mission (Grace AND Rocky's crew)

a lace shawl pattern inspired by the petrova line with a beaded fringe. knitters everywhere weep in despair because those instructions are gOD AWFUL, the man had 0 (zero) test knitters AND THERES NO PICTURES FUCK

Rocky make Grace cringe compilation statement

Rocky’s design is @naphelion’s and eridian grace is mine, plus the tattoo ideas are mine. Will probably clean the tats up later to look a lil better.

Rocky is book rocky. He is an introvert and has really bad eyesight.

Ryland is a book eridian. He’s a little lumpy and pointy, to look like a fox face. He is asymmetrical and the ear part of the fox face is a dip in his body. He wears some kind of eridian brown thundershirt full of sonorous material because his lumpy pointy carapace makes sound funnel in only one direction so basically his clothes are eridian “glasses.” He is marbled yellow, orange, white and brown.

Why does rocky have eridian tats? ‘Cause.