Syd

This says something about human nature, but what

The delight in the unexpected

A love for the absurd, too!

The joy of potato, also.

If you go to the American Midwest there's a wizard living in the corn and if you catch him you get three wishes.

Yes, yes. Just go into the corn fields. Nothing will harm you in the corn fields, no, nothing. That's right, the corn is perfectly safe, perfectly sane, step right in and walk among the rows. Just keep walking deeper into the corn. It is perfectly safe. Nothing will harm you.

My toxic trait is that I truly believe I could win a fight against anybody if I was mad enough. U might have the strength and size but I have pure, unfiltered rage.

idk what 14 year old needs to hear this but that 18+ year old does not love you

idk what 18 year old needs to hear this but that 25+ year old does not love you

Idk what 25- year old needs to hear this but Leonardo Di Carprio does not love you

I experienced a few embarrassing seconds of confusion because in my language (French) the bishop is called the fool