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Hey guys, I've been in hiding till I was able to fully reinvent myself & grow my hair out; I didn't want to be seen with my old dumb hairstyle this summer because that's just not me anymore. I saw that a lot of people were posting photos of that x-man dying (sorry, spoiler), and despite not being a big Marvel guy... I knew that it was something important, and I wanted to be part of it. I feel a special connection to hero x, and I feel like this new me will open new doors in terms of friendship circles and opportunities #ripx #marvel #xmen #newfriends #newme#metamorphosis

Auntie said that I gotta put myself out there more. What do you guys think of my ad? Feel free to share... even if not nearby; I'm willing to travel if bus-fare is supplied, or if you can pick me up and drop me back home before 5pm

Hey guys - sorry I've been absent lately... I had a bit of a meltdown and locked myself in the bathroom for a few weeks (in protest) after my "parole hearing" went sour. I thought that I'd served out my time as auntie's humiliating dependent all these years...but the stupid bitch decided that I wasn't responsible enough to be independent yet, and that she'll be my guardian for 6 more years... at the very least. My toilet-protest seems to have gone completely unnoticed, so I've designed this social media graphic. Please share and pray for me.

One of auntie's stupid rules is that I'm not allowed to have long hair, but I've been secretly colluding at the salon, and now nobody can make fun of me anymore for not getting invited to parties, because I now get to have a secret party in the back all day EVERY DAY...and NOBODY IS INVITED

I got to unwind this morning at a fun tea party with guest @nickjonas ... he's quite the goofball, though -- I offered him some milk to take the edge off the Earl Grey, but he took the entire darn milker and milked his entire face with it! (I personally think he's milk-obsessed!!) Lots of other fun moments as well... too many to recap in this post. Really fun party.

I'm taking an extra-curricular cooking course via telephone -- so many nice recipes and so much fun! You get a lot of 1-on-1 instructor time, but the downside is that you end up being on hold a lot when teacher has to attend other students. Being on hold is boring... I wouldn't mind it as much though, if they played @nickjonas hold-music...

It was really cool pretending to be captain of the SS kittyskirt, but the owner of it was very unfriendly. After this photo was snapped, he angrily informed me that his boat was "private" property and that I owed him big bucks for being a violator. He was double-angry when he found out that I don't have any money and said that I'd have to work off my debt... so I guess I have to help him at the dock for the next few weeks. Totally worth it for the sweet Instapic. Looking forward to all the ♥ likes while I'm in the labor camp

The awful boring traffic is literally driving me up the walls this morning. Hopefully a traffic accident kills me before the boredom does...

You know how they say you're supposed to stand up to your bullies? It'll teach them to back down? No. Don't do it. Not only will it make things 1000x times worse, but it'll mess up their hard work. I've come to realize that if a bad thing is being done to you... it's because you deserve it. One must learn to endure. Bullies are better than us, and they're merely policing universal social justice. They are the teachers of life and we must not interfere in their lessons. One can only study well... and hope to someday graduate

I was feeling gross for not getting any Valentine's again this year; it left me in a dark place. I decided to finally leave the house this week, and to even end my hunger strike. I thought it'd be a good idea to pose for some photos that'd make me feel good about myself. I'm done looking for Valentines from other people... from now on, EVERY day is Valentine's day and I'm sending myself an anonymous card daily! 

Thank you so s000o much to all the gorgeous nurses at job-day for being so nice to me and answering all my questions today! I'm 99.999.99.9% sure what I want to be when I'm older, now (still considering fashion school, but starting to think it's not very practical... also, my portfolio is a dog's breakfast. Also, I like the idea of helping others that've gotten owies on the sportsfield. They said that I could avoid working with naked patientboys, if I receive a doctor's note exempting me - which sounds like it'll be pretty easy to get) SO excited

Auntie went away for the weekend without telling me and without hiring a sitter, and she still hasn't come back yet. She probably thought she could get rid of me by starving me to death. Well, today's near-death hunger finally forced me to take the reigns of independence. They say necessity is the mommy of invention... I am LIVING proof!

My panic-consultant thinks that the bladder mishaps have been happening because my body simulates a shutdown when I lock eyes with people, because it thinks I am under siege. He's prescribed an inconspicuous face-aid that he says is cool and modern and quite normal and should help,  hopefully with at least some literate public assailants... fingers crossed 

My other resolution this year was to earn money like the other adults and become 100% independent. Auntie pulled some strings for me with her friend that was getting married, and hooked me up with a videography job... but these savage slavedrivers are withholding payment because I took a TINY @nickjonas wifi break. Anyone familiar with labour-law? Isn't it illegal to deny NJ breaks?? Have my human rights been violated???

I just KNEW that I'd mess up my usual new year's resolution of never ever eating again, so this year I'm doing it right: I broke my piggy and invested in a special tool that they say is a sure thing. This well-kept weight loss secret supposedly let's you eat as much as you want with ZERO gross calorie gain. 2018 IS GOING TO BE MY YEAR!!!