shiny and chrome

computa make my mutuals have a great day

There's this video of nuns talking about their favourite things to do outside of nun activities and one of them says "ultimate frisbee" and the other one goes "and sister you are so good at that." I literally cannot get "and sister you are so good at that" out of my head. Out of all my stims this one is my fav lolol

getting on the treadmill at the gym and listening to bloodcurdling screams and scary noises and running as fast as i can screaming and crying and freaking out and looking behind me like someone's chasing me for like 30 minutes and then i immediately stop and leave like nothing happened

Galaxies are yurinating...

don't say it like that

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

in so many ways am i better than who i was five or ten years ago. in a few ways i am worse but that’s show biz, baby

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

they throw regular rats at eachother