Logan H (actual)

If I killed someone I'd be so impossible to find online I'd be posting "Feels really good not being a killer and having never killed anyone ever"

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

The loudest guy in the fucking world: hey man

There's more after 'hey man' but you're deaf now

hi we’re a24 and we loved the ytp you posted when you were 15. do you want to direct the multimillion dollar adaptation of your opus, simpsons gone purple?

i cast spell of benny hill theme in your mind right now

claims to be pro jared

Projared moments after marriage

the only way to amass great wealth and power is by becoming somebody who should certainly not be in a position of great wealth and power. we call this a "contradiction" in our world and its why its relatively not so bad maybe to have a couple drinks if it takes the edge off your commute

'Good Smile'..... yes... oh i think one of those might do me quite nicely now...

We have so little time

let's waste as much of it as we can while we still can